This is going to be an auto-debate on nerdy verses scenarios, so for the first one I'll do the one I've been thinking about the longest... Batman vs Wolverine
BATMAN: this is a vigilante rather than a super-human, this would possibly persuade you all ready that a mere human would loose against a mutant but let's get some facts about batman in first
NINJA SKILL: Bruce Wayne was trained in a shinobi academy (Batman Begins), this is where he learnt his "moves" and the arm weapon is used by THIS particular group of ninja, unlike ninja he runs around jumping down from big high things and punches and kicks people (whereas ninja normally use weapons for both attack and defence: nunchuck, shurican, kunai, katana, etc), ninja are suppost to be silent and gather intelligence so from this we can sadly say that bm is NOT a ninja fully.
WEAPONRY: Bm's arsenal isn't composed of much... The famous bat-erang cant really help the situation, smoke bombs might confuse him a little, the bat-mobile would compromise him slightly, his arm things wouldn't hurt him too bad... So err..
WOLVERINE: this is a mutated human from the Xmen series and is one of the most iconic characters in the Marvel francise, his mutant ability is regeneration and healing (he's can be hurt but can't die....) don't get exited:
DEADPOOL: this character is from the X program and in the film origins wolverine, deadpool is given wolverine's healing ability (this drives him insane because it wasn't completed) deadpool also could evidently use other abilities as in the film he used powers such a Cyclops's eye lasers, and Nightcrawler's teleport ability
In the fight between deadpool and wolverine, deadpool shoots his laser sight at wolverine and this (somehow) pushes wolverine back... I don't know how light particles can be so physical that they can push a tank like Hugh Jackman... I mean wolverine backward. Any way after a few swings of his claws, wolverine manages to slice dp's head off, this leads me to think that if you chop off the head you can kill them... Go figure! But I know that deadpool isn't dead... It's inconsistent with his full origin, in the movie he JUST began, in the comics he's a potty mouth, bad ass dude who has one of the coolest looking costumes ever (like the spiderman costume... But better!!) and I assume that napped after the events of wolverine origins...
BONES: But here's my problem, it's hard enough to chop through a fully grown man's head without a couple of try's, BUT wolverine's bones are made out of adamantium metal so its going to be even harder to slice through it!
VERDICT: Batman fights crime or the criminally insane, so Wolverine would have to do something real bad for batman to want to take him down. Also, batman doesn't have the arsenal to hack through bones let alone adamantium steel!
Wolverine is a biological paradox, where the hell do you find metal knives in a man's arm? I dont know -_- but scientific paradoxical loop holes aside he's a boss.
ANSWER: Wolverine could make Batman into black pudding before the bat could say "IM BAGHTMAAGHN!!!! AGHH"
I hope you enjoyed this, its good to let your nerdy self step into the light now and then
Let me know who you think would win and prove me wrong, I COULD be wrong, I'm not trying to prove anything, you tell me
Who won?? Who's next?? You decide
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